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var blogName = 'I\'m Not Douglas Coupland';
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}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("(null)","unfiled","C975285773","C975285773","C622540758","C622540758");
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if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
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}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'February 2004';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
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var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
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| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 |
| 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 |
| 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 |
| 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 |
| 29 | | | | | | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '5';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'C622540758: 4
C975285773: 1
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("(null)","0","C975285773","1","C622540758","4");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' C622540758
C975285773
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' C622540758 C975285773 ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' C622540758
C975285773
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' C622540758 C975285773 ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' C622540758
C975285773
';
document.write(categories);
}
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var horizontalCategories = ' C622540758 C975285773 ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
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var categories = 'C622540758
C975285773
';
document.write(categories);
}
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var horizontalCategories = 'C622540758 C975285773 ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'C622540758
C975285773
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'C622540758 C975285773 ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'C622540758
C975285773
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'C622540758 C975285773 ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'Toby Wallwork';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeebackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = '<a href="mailto:toby@flickerfactory.com">Feedback</a>';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}